So it's snowing like a bastard here...
What does that expression mean anyways? How can it snow like a child out of wedlock? Anywho, there is a lot of snow here right now, which totally bums me out, because now I can't go snowboarding. I know you are thinking in your head, snow should be good for snowboarding. Well not when you drive a little Civic and have to climb 4,000 feet. I drove half way to the resort today and realized I didn't want to die...so I turned around and went home. It's not all bad though because I spent about 4 hours there yesterday.
I just got back from another trip to Florida. It was ok except I got the plague. I was coughing and feverish for most of the trip...so that sucked. Florida was warm though, so can't complain about that.
My apartment complex is so ghetto. My toilet was leaking so I wanted maintenance to come fix it. It should have been no big deal. Take the tank off, replace the gasket, good to go. Well the toilet screws were so old and rusted the maintenance guy had to cut one of them off with a saw. If it was just a regular hack saw this probably would have gone better, but the guy returns with one of those crazy sawzalls. He then blindly, with the tank in one hand and the sawzall in the other, starts cutting anything that was in his way under my tank. I even offered to hold the tank so he could get a good visual, but he wouldn't hear of it. So 5 minutes later he realizes that he has sliced the screw and basically anything else that was under the tank...including the water line. Of course I didn't notice the water line leak until an hour after he left. So I had to call them back the next day and have them fix that too. Then I returned home after that got fixed and my apartment reeked of cat urine. And it wasn't my kitties...and I know this for 2 reasons 1. that was definitely male urine spray smell 2. it was coming from my heating ducts, so unless my cats are spider cats that can climb walls and pee on my ceiling...it's not them. So I went online to find a cure for heating vents that smell like cat urine and then I find out that meth labs smell like that...and if people are making drugs in your building your ducts can smell like that. So me being my never overreacting self, then spent 3 hours debating whether or not I should call the cops on my neighbors who may or may not be making meth or just have a cat with a bladder problem. Currently my apartment smells like homemade pizza and apple pie...so I'm just going to wait until tomorrow and tell the complex owners if I smell it again.
Let's see...what else...right now I am watching the Super Bowl...and the only commercial I have liked so far is the Clydesdale horse training to the Rocky soundtrack (big shocker there!). However, if you have the chance, go online and check out that GoDaddy.com Danica Patrick exposure commercial. It is one of the funniest commercials I have seen in awhile!
Next weekend I hit up Vegas for the first time ever! I'm excited!!
That is all!
